June 2012
56 posts
4 tags
When I Think About Childbirth
Jun 30th
105 notes
6 tags
When I Liked The Band Before They Were Popular
Jun 30th
154 notes
7 tags
When People Ask Me If I Know Spanish
Jun 28th
273 notes
6 tags
When I See Cops
Jun 28th
35 notes
5 tags
When I Attempt Sports
Jun 27th
43 notes
4 tags
When I Get It All Out Before I Work With Kids
Jun 27th
29 notes
3 tags
When I Think About The Future
Jun 27th
388 notes
5 tags
When It Is Evening And I Still Haven't Changed Out...
Jun 26th
141 notes
8 tags
When I Discovered That Hogwarts Wasn't Real
Jun 26th
42 notes
5 tags
When I Start A Business
Jun 26th
14 notes
5 tags
When Dairy Queen Tells Me They're Out Of Ice Cream
Jun 25th
28 notes
6 tags
When Teenagers Get Married
Jun 25th
53 notes
3 tags
When The Next Disney Star's Vagina Winds Up On The...
Jun 25th
18 notes
3 tags
When I Give My 14-Year-Old Niece Advice
Jun 25th
25 notes
5 tags
When I Just Know
Jun 25th
33 notes
5 tags
When I Get Asked How I Feel About The Kardashians
Jun 25th
14 notes
2 tags
When My Frenemy Makes Me Some Lemonade
Jun 24th
28 notes
3 tags
When I Get My Paycheck
Jun 24th
63 notes
3 tags
When I Leave Work At 3AM
Jun 23rd
44 notes
6 tags
When The Person In Front Of Me Is Texting/Eating...
Jun 23rd
43 notes
3 tags
When Somebody Asks Me If I Want To Watch Tangled
Jun 22nd
79 notes
5 tags
When I Introduce Myself
Jun 22nd
54 notes
8 tags
When I Just Saw Brave
Jun 22nd
86 notes
8 tags
When I Realize The New Pixar Movie Comes Out...
Jun 22nd
15 notes
6 tags
When Sigourney Weaver Unexpectedly Shows Up In A...
Jun 21st
51 notes
2 tags
When A 5-Year Old Girl Ice Skates Laps Around Me
Jun 21st
23 notes
5 tags
When I Think About Getting Into Music
Jun 21st
30 notes
2 tags
When The Local News Is Filming In My Neighborhood
Jun 20th
102 notes
3 tags
When Somebody Accuses Me Of Being Seedy
Jun 20th
13 notes
8 tags
When I See Babies Or Pugs Or Baby Pugs
Jun 20th
72 notes
2 tags
When I Decide To Go Clubbing
Jun 20th
61 notes
3 tags
When I Think About Being An Elected Official
Jun 20th
7 notes
3 tags
When I Dress Up As A One-Eyed Bandit
Jun 20th
8 notes
3 tags
When The Phone Rings Right After I Watch "The...
Jun 19th
23 notes
2 tags
When I Am On A Diet
Jun 19th
49 notes
4 tags
When I Get Ready For Bed
Jun 19th
18 notes
3 tags
When I Feel Like I Am About To Get Served
Jun 19th
15 notes
2 tags
When I Creep On The Workers At The Grocery Store
Jun 19th
31 notes
3 tags
When Love Is Eternal
Jun 19th
26 notes
6 tags
When I See Ryan Gosling
Jun 18th
128 notes
6 tags
When I Hear That Justin Bieber Is The Prince Of...
Jun 18th
21 notes
2 tags
When People Act Like Kristen Wiig Isn't Funny
Jun 18th
83 notes
3 tags
When I Meet Somebody For The First Time
Jun 18th
102 notes
4 tags
When I See That The Expiration Date Was In 2011
Jun 18th
7 notes
4 tags
When I Do Magic
Jun 18th
26 notes
4 tags
When I Am Bored At A Graduation Ceremony
Jun 18th
15 notes
3 tags
When I Am Retelling Sexy Stories
Jun 18th
31 notes
3 tags
When I Am In The Mood To Make Sweet Music
Jun 18th
48 notes
3 tags
When I Accidentally Say "Cunty Bitch Tits" In...
Jun 18th
15 notes
6 tags
When I Realize I Am Out Of Shape
Jun 18th
19 notes